In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Half and Half.”
Requires watering daily or will die.
In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Half and Half.”
Requires watering daily or will die.
The community centre changed the Yoga Instructor last week. Manpreet blamed the skinny couple in the group who complained every week that they needed more challenges or kept interrupting the yoga instructor asking for different more challenging poses. The rest of the stay-at-home Mom`s and pushing 65 retirees were quite happy with Amrithaa`s Hatha Yoga and her slower pace of endurance poses.
Manpreet did say one time that perhaps Greg and Sally should try a different class. Greg replied that this time slot worked best for their home business hours and that they had complained to management that the Hatha Yoga was not challenging enough.
In walked ballet-feet Kara who announced that we were going to do a quick paced class of power yoga! Manpreet estimated that Kara may be about 105 pounds, 5 foot 8 and maybe 20 years old too. Manpreet looked down at her pendulous breasts and figured they were bigger in circumference than Kara`s muscled thighs. Seeing a retaliatory opportunity to annoy Greg and Sally , Manpreet kept interrupting the gazelle like pace and pretzel posing instructions of ballerina Kara for modifications for arthritic knees and bulging bellies. Many of the stay at home Mom`s and pushing 60 retirees gasped and grunted painfully through the power yoga class. Pretentious Greg and skinny butt Sally were finally challenged exclaiming they loved this new approach many times.
Manpreet decided in honour of Amrithaa to just do her Hatha Yoga routine. Kara noticed but continued on with the next challenge. “Yes Yoga is about going at your own comfort level. Let`s move from plank to a downward dog, raise your left leg up high over your buttocks and let the weight of it drop to the right and magically the momentum will help you flip into a crab walk position. Like …this!, ” she said.
Butts hit the yoga mats and arms and legs were flinging about everywhere. Kara said, “Oh maybe we can practice this one again. Practice makes perfect!”
Manpreet assumed warrior pose so as to get a better view. Kara repeated the instructions. Again butts hit the yoga mats! Manpreet was enjoying this and moved from a warrior pose to a modified tree pose. Greg and Sally kept trying the new pose without success. Finally the perfectionist power yoga class ended. Greg and Sally rushed to thank Kara for the amazing power Yoga class exclaiming they were finally challenged. The rest of the class packed up and limped out of the yoga studio.
Tracey muttered, “ Bummer Yoga class or what?”
“Yeah, I miss Amrithaa”, Manpreet said.
Next week, Amrithaa was back. Greg and Sally were gone!
Yoga can be so cleansing.
Scene: Middle aged woman on the heavy side ordering fries at New York Fries Food Stand in a mall food court in the midafternoon. She walks with a bit of a limp and lurch due to bad creaky knees. She settles at a food court table.
Bent: Un, unh. No. Don’t you dare!
Kneel: No more French Fries!
Bent: We thought we talked about this?
Woman looks around confused.
Bent: Who’s talking?
Kneel: Look down you ingrate!
Woman keeps head facing forward, pauses fry in opened mouth and with raised eyebrows glances down.
Bent and Kneel: Yes. It’s your trusty knees. Always there when you kneel on us. ( guffawing)
Woman chomps on fry and wags her head frowning.
Bent: Nonsense. It’s you that’s the pain!
Kneel: Go easy there Bent. You know stress isn’t good for us.
Bent: Actually Kneel, you have to admit the regular physiotherapy has been quite
beneficial. And things have been lighter since Madam lost those last 11 pounds.
Woman smiles. Pushes fries away.
Kneel: Latisha the physiotherapist is pretty hot too!
Bent: Oooohhh doggy! Love the way she massages my cap.
Woman looks down in disgust.
Bent and Kneel: Eeeww? You know knees can be sexy.
Woman gets up and right knee buckles a bit.
Kneel: Ouch! Did you take your Celebrex yet, sweetie pie? My meniscus is a little sore.
Bent: Yeah the hamstrings are feeling a little tight. How about a few stretches?
Woman does a right side hamstring stretch balancing on the food court table for stability. Walks gingerly towards the stairs.
Kneel: Whoa! Take the elevator for knees’ sake!
Woman sighs. She pushes the Up button on the mall elevator door.
I eat oatmeal for breakfast. Not that I particularly love oatmeal. It’s habit—and my Grandfather.
“First meal of the day should stick to your ribs,” he’d say. “Sugar? No. It’s poison! Stay away from that stuff.”
Oatmeal is bland and good for me. What was Mother Nature trying to achieve by giving me taste buds for not -good-for -me delicious foods like chocolate ice cream or sizzling steak dripping with fat? The outrage! I just wished that bland, green and fishy appealed more to me than sweet, fat and salty. Grandfather often said Mother Nature had her cruel side as a matter of necessity. I want to break free from necessity. One morning sans guilt, I will frivolously order a Sausage Egg McGriddle and Mango Chiller in the drive-thru.
One day; not today. Necessity demands that today I sit alone at my kitchen table swallowing the last bit of gruel that sticks not only to my ribs but cements me in a life of doing what is good for me.
A childish game of chance
With a roll of the dice
Your fortunes are blessed by ladders
And cursed by serpents.
The youthful day warming in radiant beams of energy
Prickly green blades tickling bare feet
Bumblebees buzzing their Honey Symphony
Serenading Mother’s enchanted roses
Who surrender sweet intoxicating potions to spellbound noses.
Swaying in protective arms
Gazing up into dark hazel eyes
Gold flecks sparking lightning bolts of recognition
My soul mate.
At my hooves
Forcing me forward in unwanted directions.
Fearing the stabbing pain of its teeth.
A warrior worn from a cancerous battle
Lays down his sword of strength and shield of will
“I just want to have a nice long nap”
Turning out the light with a kiss.
Pointless wandering loss in dank underground blackness
Blind, cut off, suffocating
Familial miners digging for the healing surface
Knocking on walls. Can you hear our pain?
Encompassing all that was, is, and shall be
Existential thoughts, memories, and wishes of a lifetime
Will it burst?
Soaring in misty cloaks of imagination
Cresting mountains of creation
Swooping down valleys of lessons learned
Gliding over glistening waters of wisdom
Migrating across vast memories
Horseshoe Lake Road trapping the distracted traveller
In its deceptive web
Sucking out the life force from her best laid plans.
Colourful images painted in bits of black
Ebony lines undulating laughter, fear, loathing, and fantasy
Across an undefined white
Whispering dreams into countless possibilities.
Fighting what is immutable.
Forcing what was not meant for you.
Failing to accept your flaws.
By green lights of passion
All the way to your ultimate destiny.
A nice girl like me?
I don’t think
Your son is interested in
Nice girls like me.
He is attracted to Kay Slutterland.
Oh, Pardon my faux-pas….Sutherland.
All plunging neckline, bare belly and bossom bursting up out of an underwire prison.
That’s right. The Sutherland girl from the East side.
Please don’t take this the wrong way
Your son practically tattoos his eyes on her skin.
I hate to disappoint you but he barely glances my way.
I am not his type. Yes, really.
I’ m trim. Neat. Polite. I look glorious
In a knit-sweater and pleated skirt.
Ready for Church Picnics
And afternoons at the Racquet Club
I bumped into Kay and your son at the
They were in the Poetry Section.
She had her head thrown back, eyes closed, and toes curled
And she was practically
as he stroked her with exhilarating and pulsating words.
I was overcome with a dizzy sensation.
I had to…
Escape to the cookbook section.
He reads poetry so well.
Yes , the bundt cake comes from a recipe
I found there.
So delightful; lemon poppy seed.
All proper and everything when coming for a visit
Mother always says.
This has been lovely. Thank you.
And would you tell your son that his Poetry Book is overdue?
He could bring it to my place
Assignment #3- Dialogue by Kathleen Clarke
Marjorie Keeps Her Own Counsel
I can’t see the little darlins’. But , oh, can I hear them. Here we go again.
The tall white pines provide a blissful barrier for Marjorie’s eyes. This gives her some privacy to eavesdrop from her lodge balcony.
“Toby, come!” the little girl says. A dog barks and rustles around in the bushes.
She`s young and ‘geesus loud. Probably 4 years old. Who`s watching her? Careless. She could drown. Although , it might be more peaceful around here. Oh, that’s mean. I’ll burn in hell for that one.
Toby must be the dog. Why doesn’t the dog come over here? Rich people probably have an electric fence to shock the hell out of the dog. Awful. My Uncle Bob would have said that dog deserved a good case of lead poisoning. Farmers can be so cold.
“Did you pee in there?” the little girl asks.
“Shut up!” says the boy. The dog keeps barking.
Typical older brother. I wish she and the dog would shut up too. Where’s her parents?… Don’t think about anyone but yourselves, rich arseholes. Yeah I travelled three hours up North so I can listen to your spoiled brat and obnoxious barking dog. The spoiled little princess will eventually disappoint you and run off with a motorcycle gang member and you’ll sink all your money into wrecking other people’s lives to save her now self –entitled rescue- me- Daddy spoiled ass. .. Only person that ever rescued me was me. We’d never go whining and crying back to our parents. We were taught to stand on our own two feet. ‘Course , maybe that’s why I ‘m alone. Maybe if I was needy, like so many other women I see, I might have somebody to keep me company in my old age. Ah bastard ‘ d probably cheat on me anyway. God I gotta’ calm down. I’m on vacation.
“Mommy said no adventure pees. Pee in the house!” the girl says.
“Shut up or I’ll shit on you!” the boy says.
Nice language you polluting little dickwad. Maybe I’ll get five minutes peace from that kid and the blasted dog. It never comes when they call it. How can people with so much money be so stupid? Kids and dogs badly behaved. Thank god I can close my balcony door. But I’m paying $200 a night for this place. I should get a discount. Hope she stays inside.
“William! Can I talk to you for a minute,” the father says.
“Yeah,” says the boy.
Finally, some parental supervision. Now maybe I can enjoy some peace and quiet and watch those whatch-ma-call-its… oh yeah Goldfinches. They are so beautiful…
“Toby! Come, Toby! Come, here!”
Oh damn …
Keeping her own counsel, Marjorie gets up, goes inside, and slams the balcony door. Hard.
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